Quick! Give us ideas for Halloween Costumes! We’ve already expressed our sheer approval for sexy Halloween costumes that women creatively come up with every year but now we need something unique. Something unique to the depressing year that is 2009. What, it wasn’t depressing for you too?

Anyway, while looking for Halloween costumes we came up with a list that you can consider as well. That is, if you have the guts to:

1. Octomom Halloween Costume – okay so Octomom was so last decade ago but that’s what makes this Halloween costume effective. Everyone knows who Octomom is so if you show up at a Halloween party wearing a tentacle suit with babies at the end of each tentacle, you’d be welcomed with either disgust or amusement. Either way, people will be talking about you! (or throwing things at you)

2. Sperm Man Halloween Costume – superheroes have been very popular this year and the last. Most box-office hits are comic adaptations so why don’t you join in on the fun? Here’s a Sperm Man Halloween Costume and prepare to travel in between Batman and Robin. Be careful though, because ladies might not want hang with you.

3. Sexy Nemo Chick Halloween Costume – if you weren’t touched with poor lost little nemo, you are not human. So to honor this touching movie, dress up in a sexy nemo halloween costume! Perfectly logical. What do you think? What? Who CARES if you’re a dude?!

4. Sarah Palin Halloween Costume – Sarah Palin has made a remarkable contribution in the entertainment industry (oh sorry, were you expecting ‘political’?) and as such she deserves the recognition of a Halloween costume. Not only will you have the license to make political jokes all night, you will also be staying true to the “girls dress like sluts on Halloween” rule. We don’t have anything against Sarah Palin. It’s not her fault that she looks hot in that tight office skirt. Right? Right!

5. Michael Jackson Halloween Costume – One of the most iconic deaths of all time happened in 2009. And that is MJ’s death. Dressing up as MJ or better yet, as MJ Thriller Zombie will be one of the coolest things to happen in Halloween. Nobody will make fun of you. Everybody respects a tribute. Just make sure you practice all the right moves. While everybody respects a tribute, NOBODY respects a FAIL tribute.

6. Kanye West Halloween Costume – the easiest one to do in the bunch. You don’t even have to wear the ridiculous sunglasses or carry a bottle of Hennesy to pull off a Kanye West Halloween Costume. All you have to do when people ask you who you’re going as, is interrupt their question. They’ll recognize you immediately. Prepare to be punched in the face a lot for the whole night though. We all know how many people wanted to do that to Kanye.

So what do you think of our top six Halloween costumes for 2009? Of course this list is nowhere near godfather status so give us your own ideas of Halloween costume for 2009.