So we were going over some ideas for scary Halloween cards and we compiled some ideas that came from the group. Remember that here in CardFunk, we don’t care how strange or how scary your ideas are. We encourage everyone to think.
So in looking for ideas for scary Halloween cards, we came across some pretty freaky suggestions ranging from a Kermit the Frog Serial Killer to Dancing Spawn of Satan. Some ideas are too disturbing and offensive to put out so we’ll just keep it to ourselves.
1. Celebrity Zombies – you’ve seen them before, right? Those zombified photos of celebrities that has been making rounds online last year. But then we thought most celebrities look like zombies already anyways, ZING!
2. Pennywise the Clown Dance – we all agreed that the book was much, much more disturbing. And a scary clown will just be too easy.
3. Vampire Attack! – it sounded like a good idea at the moment but then all vampires lost their deathly appeal when Edward came along. They’re just not menacing enough anymore.
