We here at CardFunk understand the glory of sexy halloween costumes and ideas. Last year, around Halloween time, we were busy creating animated Christmas cards and funny characters to be paying attention. But now that we can really enjoy Halloween we’re on the look-out for one of the best things about Halloween:

Three words my friend: Sexy. Halloween. Costumes.

In the words of Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother:

“You know what I love about Halloween. It’s the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag. A girl dresses up like a witch, she’s a slutty witch. If she’s a cat, she’s a slutty cat. If she’s a nurse-”

Here my friends is why we love Halloween:

smorgasbord of sexy halloween costumes

cut at just the right places

However let’s leave stuff like this behind, okay?

feaky baby halloween costume

So what are your plans for Halloween?

Puking Pumpkins

I’ve always believed that a zombie apocalypse would sooner happen than any effect of global warming can dish out. I’m deathly scared of the standard Halloween characters you’d see in every scary Halloween card. Whether it be the traditional ghost, vampires or everyone’s favorite, zombies, I get irked by anything scary.

Not when things are cute and funny of course. And I don’t know how people do it but even the most gruesome characters and spine-tingling monsters turn out cute once you apply just the right proportions. Scary Halloween cards turn funny when you see them dancing and when it’s actually your face on the body of the dancing characters. Yes, sort of like CardFunk.

I blame the castration of supposedly horror monsters in supposedly scary Halloween cards to Michael Jackson. (bless his soul) His thriller was freaky back in its day but nowadays with even freakier movies and tv shows on scary characters, it just comes across as funny.

So the Thriller Dance on a supposedly scary Halloween card. Put your face on it and make someone laugh, why don’t you? Go ahead! Do it!