We received updates from die-hard survivor fans that it’s Jeff Probst’s birthday today. You know that guy from Survivor right? Yes. THAT Jeff Probst. The iconic Survivor host turns 46 today.

Mister Matthew Mac-co-na-hey is also celebrating his birthday today! Yay!

So what do these two men have in common aside from their mothers’ date of labor? It just so happens that these guys also have dead-smokin bodies. Matthew McConaughey comes as no surprise of course. If I tossed a penny for every film he made wherein he took his shirt off, I’d probably be broke right now.

But Jeff Probst? Who would’ve thought that under that stinking polo shirt is a beach body just dying to come out?

Anyway, why are we talking about their bodies? Simple. They remind us of one of our more famous birthday cards. Our Birthday Macho Dance Card. (sometimes referred to as our Striptease Card)

So in honor of these two dudes celebrating their birthdays today, we offer this Striptease Birthday Card:

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